Much better
I feel much better today.
Last night, I picked up my grey kitten (although he's getting closer to cat size) and said "Hey Wendy, watch this!" Then I held the kitten behind my back and made grunting noises and dropped the kitten between my legs. "Did you see?" I proudly exclaimed, "I pooped a kitten!" I appreciated her fake amazement.
The reason I am feeling better has nothing to do with a backed up colon finally being freed from a kitten being lodged in there. I have no explanation really. I just feel better. I like days like this.
Mr. Fix It:
I took apart my Playstation 2 to try and fix it. I got it all apart and took a good look. Then, while looking at all the pieces I thought, "What the fuck do I know about how this is supposed to look?" So I took a can of compressed air and sprayed all the dust off everything and paid special attention to the lens by blowing on that a lot. It's like blowing in your Nintendo to get it working, only now the air comes in a can. Then I reassembled all the pieces and put it back together. I was pleased to note that not a single piece was left over. Although I did have to use the can of compressed on the grey kitten that kept trying to "help" me.
The Moment of Truth:
I plugged all the plugs into the console, put in the game (Madden 2006 if you were curious), and turned it on. It booted up and tried to load the game and made the same grinding noises it was making before and didn't work any better. At least it didn't work any worse, so I'm counting this one as a win. At least I had a Sprite while I was working on it. It was refreshing. The Sprite that is.
Revealing the Truth:
When Wendy came home I told her that I had taken apart the Playstation 2 to fix it. She asked me if it worked. "Nope," I said, "but at least it's dust free now. Inside and out!"
Last night, I picked up my grey kitten (although he's getting closer to cat size) and said "Hey Wendy, watch this!" Then I held the kitten behind my back and made grunting noises and dropped the kitten between my legs. "Did you see?" I proudly exclaimed, "I pooped a kitten!" I appreciated her fake amazement.
The reason I am feeling better has nothing to do with a backed up colon finally being freed from a kitten being lodged in there. I have no explanation really. I just feel better. I like days like this.
Mr. Fix It:
I took apart my Playstation 2 to try and fix it. I got it all apart and took a good look. Then, while looking at all the pieces I thought, "What the fuck do I know about how this is supposed to look?" So I took a can of compressed air and sprayed all the dust off everything and paid special attention to the lens by blowing on that a lot. It's like blowing in your Nintendo to get it working, only now the air comes in a can. Then I reassembled all the pieces and put it back together. I was pleased to note that not a single piece was left over. Although I did have to use the can of compressed on the grey kitten that kept trying to "help" me.
The Moment of Truth:
I plugged all the plugs into the console, put in the game (Madden 2006 if you were curious), and turned it on. It booted up and tried to load the game and made the same grinding noises it was making before and didn't work any better. At least it didn't work any worse, so I'm counting this one as a win. At least I had a Sprite while I was working on it. It was refreshing. The Sprite that is.
Revealing the Truth:
When Wendy came home I told her that I had taken apart the Playstation 2 to fix it. She asked me if it worked. "Nope," I said, "but at least it's dust free now. Inside and out!"
posted by Mike at 5:09 PM
2 Comments:
Mike... you can delete these silly advertising posts by clicking on the garbage can. They stop showing up after a while.
As for the PS2, at least now you can rest easy knowing you tried everything. I wouldn't have felt right until I took it apart. You never know, sometimes an autopsy can determine that the subject was "just sleeping."
Yeah... I usually do. I think you found it before I did. Although they are getting better at it. It's almost like a real post.
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