Phone Conversations in Print

So... what's going on? Not much, yeah same here. Same ole, same ole. Huh? Yeah, I saw that! Yeah! Remember when the guy... yeah you know it. That part was killing me. Right on. The wedding? Yeah, it's still coming along. Yeah, she's on top of it. I don't know. All I have to remember is to get a tux. I can't believe it's happening. I know! It's weird though, everyone I talk to (well not everyone but you know what I mean) has told me not to get married. I mean, I haven't met a single married person who told me it was a good idea. I know. Yeah, it scares me. I don't know what to do about it though. Yeah, she's psyched about it. Although I gotta tell you, I think she's more excited about the wedding than she is about the marriage. Yeah I know, a wedding is a big party and it's her day... blah blah blah. But you know, I wish the talk would sometimes center on the marriage itself. The track record in my family is none to good. You know what I mean. I don't know, I'm sure it will work itself out. I hope so anyway. I mean, how do you know when it's the right time or even right person for marriage? Yeah yeah, I hear you. "You know when you know." Well, I tell you what, I don't know. Nope. Not 100%. Well sure... Yeah... Yeah...Ok. That makes sense. You've got a pretty good head on your shoulders there. Thanks for listening to me. Oh hey, I gotta get going. I just got home from work and I have to take a crap. What's that? Yeah... well, what are you gonna do? When you gotta go, you gotta go and for some reason, I gotta go everyday after work. But enough about my poop schedule, I really do have to go. Ok. Ok. Yeah. You too! Later on man.