Baseball League(s) Scouting Reports
Who's Who in OneMan
Blue Steel - aka Allan. He was the second best sales rep at Microdental.(you like that Allan?) Last year finished in third in the Awesome Baseball League.
The Oneders - An extremely awesome person. Founder and reigning champion of the Awesome Baseball League. aka Mike
IH8BaseBall 2K6 - Football commish. Fairly decent guy despite having attended u of m. (That's right... lowercase) aka Josh aka Columbian Supremo.
New York Yankmees - aka Miller. Obnoxious Yankee fan (is there another kind?). Works with me currently.
Bayside Shortfuse - aka Fran. Knows more about baseball than Bud Selig. Fair judge of baseball trades. Potential second place finisher behind me.
Meat Whistles - The hardest of the hardcore. Meat Whistles aka Big Jorg runs a gambling ring on the east coast. Once killed a man for sneezing. Leaves the fridge open too long.
BALCO BOMBERS! - aka Shawn. Giants fan. Bums me cigarettes. Has no problem telling people off when he's loaded.
Bicsak Bigsacks - aka Bill. My roommate from MSU. Possible Tigers fan. Was once known as "Bill the cock".
Who's who in Spring Training Pants
I did this intro in another league but in that league I'm the commisissioner and I know everyone. Here? Not so much. So if I don't know, I'll try to guess.
Danish Destroyers - aka A-ron. Commissioner, Commish, Jorg. Reigning champion. Has trouble really dominating in fantasy baseball despite having both the NL and AL MVPs on his team. Possible steroid user.
Bay Area Pride - aka I don't know. I'm not even sure what his first name is, but for some reason I think's Bruce. Possibly knows kung-fu.
Bay Area Biznitches - aka Fran. Knows even more about baseball than Jorg. Fair trader. Last name in ends in a vowel. Lives in New York. Possible mafia connections.
The System - aka Mike Taylor. Perennial cellar dweller. Shows poor judgement in trades. Posts a lot. Possibly awesome.
Memories of Gibson - aka Iverson (Iversen?). Dodgers fan. Thinks highly of Darren Dreifort. Past champion. Fantasy skills eroding with age. Possibly has a goatee.
tandana - aka Ankur. Rookie. Lives in Boston. Tends to choke in fantasy baseball. (You like that? They don't even make a medal for fourth.) Possible inventor of the cure for cancer.
Game Over Gagne - aka Mario. Wears a red hat with "M" on the front. Black mustache. Red shirt. White gloves. Brown boots. Blue suspenders. Looks exactly like Super Mario. Possible video game character. Click here for a picture: http://www.maxoengc.com/mariostory/images/mario-debout.jpg
SF Yellow Sox - aka Siu Yung. League financial enforcer. Excels at finishing in second place. Only likes two for one trades where he gives two and gets one. Definitely knows kung-fu.
3fingermordecaibrown - aka Uk Sok. Tends to come out on the positive side of trades. Seeking elusive first-ever league championship. Possibly dislikes white people.
Rented Mules - aka Stickboy. Rookie?. Loves macaroni and cheese. Possibly named Brian.
Colin's Cakedogs - aka Mitch. Likes to vacuum. Has never been league commissioner. Wears blue shirts. Possible rodeo champion.
vergacabeza - aka Diger. Takes creatine. Wears gray shirts. Is open to trades. Even better at finishing second than Siu Yung. Possible wise-ass.
Who's who in the Awesome Baseball League 06
In my third and final installment of the who's who, I'll be covering the Awesome Baseball League 06.
Miyagi's Revenge 2 - aka Mike. League founder and commissioner. Reigning champion. Lives in CA. No discernable weaknesses. Possible two time champion. Awesome.
fo rizzle - aka Hazem, H-Bomb. Walks like Egyptian. Lives in S.F. Possible FBI agent.
My Left Shoe II - aka Allan. Last year's third place finisher. Enjoys long walks on the beach and winning fantasy leagues I am not in. Lives in CA and TX. Possible two time bronze medalist.
Bye Bye Baby Brigade - aka Shawn. Rookie. Talks a lot of crap. Giants fan. Lives in CA. Possible steroid supplier to Bonds.
Rocky Mountain Oysters - aka Bondo, Corey. Man, myth, legend. Second place finisher last year. Has amazingly bad fantasy sports luck. Lives in CO. Yankees fan. Possibly responsible for Jeremy Giambi's non-slide.
Bicsak Bigsaks - aka Bill. Rookie. Lives in MI. Former college roommate of mine. Former pimp. Current father of one. Possible father of hundreds.
SandwichDankNugget - aka Pink, Randy. Makes excuses like "I'm more of a football guy" to cover gross ineptitude in baseball. Lives in TX. Possibly drives a Chrysler.
Brokeback Boyz - aka Marcus. Lives in MI. Enjoys Brokeback Mountain. Has trouble quitting you. Possibly enjoys french fries.
Knickerbockers - aka Dave. Lives in CA. Rookie. Big time A's fan. Not a fan of Soriano. First timer in fantasy baseball. Possibly knows more about the A's than Billy Beane.
Darn Gremlins... - aka Brett. Lives in MI. Not really a baseball fan. Favorite fighting move - the Chicken Wing. Possible mail order monster.
Blue Steel - aka Allan. He was the second best sales rep at Microdental.(you like that Allan?) Last year finished in third in the Awesome Baseball League.
The Oneders - An extremely awesome person. Founder and reigning champion of the Awesome Baseball League. aka Mike
IH8BaseBall 2K6 - Football commish. Fairly decent guy despite having attended u of m. (That's right... lowercase) aka Josh aka Columbian Supremo.
New York Yankmees - aka Miller. Obnoxious Yankee fan (is there another kind?). Works with me currently.
Bayside Shortfuse - aka Fran. Knows more about baseball than Bud Selig. Fair judge of baseball trades. Potential second place finisher behind me.
Meat Whistles - The hardest of the hardcore. Meat Whistles aka Big Jorg runs a gambling ring on the east coast. Once killed a man for sneezing. Leaves the fridge open too long.
BALCO BOMBERS! - aka Shawn. Giants fan. Bums me cigarettes. Has no problem telling people off when he's loaded.
Bicsak Bigsacks - aka Bill. My roommate from MSU. Possible Tigers fan. Was once known as "Bill the cock".
Who's who in Spring Training Pants
I did this intro in another league but in that league I'm the commisissioner and I know everyone. Here? Not so much. So if I don't know, I'll try to guess.
Danish Destroyers - aka A-ron. Commissioner, Commish, Jorg. Reigning champion. Has trouble really dominating in fantasy baseball despite having both the NL and AL MVPs on his team. Possible steroid user.
Bay Area Pride - aka I don't know. I'm not even sure what his first name is, but for some reason I think's Bruce. Possibly knows kung-fu.
Bay Area Biznitches - aka Fran. Knows even more about baseball than Jorg. Fair trader. Last name in ends in a vowel. Lives in New York. Possible mafia connections.
The System - aka Mike Taylor. Perennial cellar dweller. Shows poor judgement in trades. Posts a lot. Possibly awesome.
Memories of Gibson - aka Iverson (Iversen?). Dodgers fan. Thinks highly of Darren Dreifort. Past champion. Fantasy skills eroding with age. Possibly has a goatee.
tandana - aka Ankur. Rookie. Lives in Boston. Tends to choke in fantasy baseball. (You like that? They don't even make a medal for fourth.) Possible inventor of the cure for cancer.
Game Over Gagne - aka Mario. Wears a red hat with "M" on the front. Black mustache. Red shirt. White gloves. Brown boots. Blue suspenders. Looks exactly like Super Mario. Possible video game character. Click here for a picture: http://www.maxoengc.com/mariostory/images/mario-debout.jpg
SF Yellow Sox - aka Siu Yung. League financial enforcer. Excels at finishing in second place. Only likes two for one trades where he gives two and gets one. Definitely knows kung-fu.
3fingermordecaibrown - aka Uk Sok. Tends to come out on the positive side of trades. Seeking elusive first-ever league championship. Possibly dislikes white people.
Rented Mules - aka Stickboy. Rookie?. Loves macaroni and cheese. Possibly named Brian.
Colin's Cakedogs - aka Mitch. Likes to vacuum. Has never been league commissioner. Wears blue shirts. Possible rodeo champion.
vergacabeza - aka Diger. Takes creatine. Wears gray shirts. Is open to trades. Even better at finishing second than Siu Yung. Possible wise-ass.
Who's who in the Awesome Baseball League 06
In my third and final installment of the who's who, I'll be covering the Awesome Baseball League 06.
Miyagi's Revenge 2 - aka Mike. League founder and commissioner. Reigning champion. Lives in CA. No discernable weaknesses. Possible two time champion. Awesome.
fo rizzle - aka Hazem, H-Bomb. Walks like Egyptian. Lives in S.F. Possible FBI agent.
My Left Shoe II - aka Allan. Last year's third place finisher. Enjoys long walks on the beach and winning fantasy leagues I am not in. Lives in CA and TX. Possible two time bronze medalist.
Bye Bye Baby Brigade - aka Shawn. Rookie. Talks a lot of crap. Giants fan. Lives in CA. Possible steroid supplier to Bonds.
Rocky Mountain Oysters - aka Bondo, Corey. Man, myth, legend. Second place finisher last year. Has amazingly bad fantasy sports luck. Lives in CO. Yankees fan. Possibly responsible for Jeremy Giambi's non-slide.
Bicsak Bigsaks - aka Bill. Rookie. Lives in MI. Former college roommate of mine. Former pimp. Current father of one. Possible father of hundreds.
SandwichDankNugget - aka Pink, Randy. Makes excuses like "I'm more of a football guy" to cover gross ineptitude in baseball. Lives in TX. Possibly drives a Chrysler.
Brokeback Boyz - aka Marcus. Lives in MI. Enjoys Brokeback Mountain. Has trouble quitting you. Possibly enjoys french fries.
Knickerbockers - aka Dave. Lives in CA. Rookie. Big time A's fan. Not a fan of Soriano. First timer in fantasy baseball. Possibly knows more about the A's than Billy Beane.
Darn Gremlins... - aka Brett. Lives in MI. Not really a baseball fan. Favorite fighting move - the Chicken Wing. Possible mail order monster.
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